and so white...Godzilla often uses it as a distraction when he's fighting Mothra. (Bzzap!)

...there's a mandatory rest point for altitude acclimation midway up the shaft.

...it's on the Senate Sub-Commitee for anti-Porn legislation.

...it went sightseeing in four prefectures at once.

...he used it to fight the Balrog.

...the only ring on its finger is the one it bought itself.

...volume IV of it's autobiography sold 10,000 copies in India.

...primitive tribes have named 8 constellations after it.

...he satisfied 37 women in a row, just by turning around!

...it's nickname is "Rama".

...he puts whales to shame.

...the military is considering calling the newest submarines the "D" class.

...last Halloween, it dressed up as a bridge.

...it took a team of beavers to fell it.

...it routinely smacks the paparrazi around.

...he must use a complicated system of pulleys and levers just to stimulate himself.

...it has Spirit Dogs guarding the entrance.

...it was twice mistaken for a sofa before Damo managed to hoist it off the floor.

...it wraps its coils around the prey several times before being swallowed.

...it's the only man-handled object visible from space.

...he has to wait for the weather to clear in Cape Kennedy before he can get it up.

...his balls have to radio Houston whenever there's a problem.

...the man never needs a bat.

...i'ts known among Disnyephiles as Mr. Damo's Wild Ride.

...King Kong asked to borrow it for his next limbo party.

...it fired Trump.

...you must stand behind the yellow line until it comes to a complete stop.

...it can paint.

...it escapes to it's island when it's feeling the pressures of life.

...it has its own key to the mansion.