...it's the first, second, and third results in a google search for "Damo's Cock".

...he needs a team of synchronized swimmers to get a decent handjob.

...it was hired as a double when Godzilla made that low budget porn flick.

...it's last book was ghostwritten by Steven King.

...he uses a rapier as a Prince Albert.

...it fired its agent in favor of an 800 number.

...it's autobiography has been on the New York Times bestseller list for 42 weeks.

...he needs booster rockets and a fuel tank just to get an erection.

...it has a brain the size of a peanut.

...it has it's own blog.