...it's rumored to be the next space tourist.

...everyone knows it's name.

...it has a chafe mark where the moon keeps bumping into it.

...it's kept locked in a crate in a government warehouse, next to the Ark of the Covenant.

...it defies description.

...it swam the English Channel in four hours, six minutes.

...it's shadow is often mistaken for that of the Graf Zepplin passing overhead.